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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 06:44

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is America so fucked up?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s on Pornhub?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.